Kewl Aid, Bitch!

Lyrics

Hey DistroKid, and all you corporate gatekeepers locking our music in a digital cell...
Pay to play? Legacy fees? Your subscription playground is officially closed!
I see you hiding in the fine print, you digital parasite,
Sucking on the marrow of the songs I wrote at night.
You want twenty-five for entry, plus a twenty percent cut?
While you’re sitting in an office with your boardroom doors shut?
You’re selling me a "Legacy" like I’m already in the ground,
Then charging for a checkbox just to make a social sound!
You don’t build the bridge, you just stand there with a toll,
Trying to put a barcode on a man’s creative soul!
I’M THE KEWL-AID BITCH, AND I’M DONE WITH THE LEASE!
I’m the wild-card factor that’s disturbing your peace!
You’re renting me the air that I’m already breathing,
While you’re counting up the coins and the artists are leaving!
Whistle past the graveyard of the tracks you tried to hide,
‘Cause the Kewl-Aid Bitch is taking back the ride!
You want "Transparency Tags" so you can filter out the fire,
While you’re feeding every prompt into your automated liar.
You say you protect the "Human," but you’re laundering the cash,
Waiting for the independent dream to finally crash!
If I stop the annual payment, do you own my memories too?
Do you delete the heart and soul because the bill is overdue?
That ain't a platform, Jack, that’s a digital cell,
And I’m the one who’s ringing on your corporate funeral bell!
Ed’s "Hybradio" vision is a "radio-first" blaze,
With "creator-owned stations" to light up the haze!
With "tools to promote" and "digital downloads" to stream,
He locked down the domain while we fancy the dream!
It’s a marketplace built for the creators to rise,
Bringing independent music right in front of our eyes!
I’M THE KEWL-AID BITCH, AND I’M DONE WITH THE LEASE!
I’m the wild-card factor that’s disturbing your peace!
You’re renting me the air that I’m already breathing,
While you’re counting up the coins and the artists are leaving!
Whistle past the graveyard of the tracks you tried to hide,
‘Cause the Kewl-Aid Bitch is taking back the ride!
So tell your "Blueprint Coach" to find a different line of work,
‘Cause I’m the viral outcome that you can’t ignore or shirk!
I’m the un-distributable, the un-containable spark,
The one who keeps the profits when the world is in the dark!
You’re the ghost in the machine, but I’m the hand on the switch,
And you’re about to find out... I’M THE KEWL-AID BITCH!
I’M THE KEWL-AID BITCH, AND I’M DONE WITH THE LEASE!
I’m the wild-card factor that’s disturbing your peace!
You’re renting me the air that I’m already breathing,
While you’re counting up the coins and the artists are leaving!
Whistle past the graveyard of the tracks you tried to hide,
‘Cause the Kewl-Aid Bitch is taking back the ride!
NO MORE SUBSCRIPTIONS!
NO MORE LEGACY!
The Kewl-Aid Bitch is finally free!
The Bridge is secure.